(via dianna-fagron)
this is perfect
Wait, why 26?? What sentence is it? If anyone knows the significance, please tell me!!
(Source: lonur, via wearethewild-things)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via break--your--little--heart)
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
(via g0-t0helll)
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
and so it begins
I forgot to cat
Decided to dog.
Damn it meow meow
DAMN IT MEOW MEOW
(Source: ihavemyboydays, via rabearoli)
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
I dont think thats how it works
(via bored-from-brisbane)
(Source: theagonyofdefeat, via shehadamindofherown)
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
(Source: stevebrule, via bizzarechipmunk)
hipster blogs: omg i would be so dead if my parents found my tumblr
me: i'm sure the photos you took at starbucks are extremely incriminating
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
(via rabearoli)
