this is perfect
Wait, why 26?? What sentence is it? If anyone knows the significance, please tell me!!
they are like cat corgis omfg
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
and so it begins
I forgot to cat
Decided to dog.
Damn it meow meow
DAMN IT MEOW MEOW
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
I dont think thats how it works
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
hipster blogs: omg i would be so dead if my parents found my tumblr
me: i'm sure the photos you took at starbucks are extremely incriminating